The content of the article:
- Auto horoscope from July 30 to August 5
- Aries
- Taurus
- Twins
- Crayfish
- a lion
- Virgo
- scales
- Scorpion
- Sagittarius
- Capricorn
- Aquarius
- Fish
It's good to wander around the world with a chocolate bar in the glove compartment - this song is sung in chorus by the drivers and wish each other well and happiness. Even the traffic cops have changed their anger to mercy and are fined only for serious violations. Of course, people are celebrating Friendship Day. The old women have completely thrown their knapsacks on the sidewalk and lead round dances on zebras. But it is undesirable to relax - friendship, as they say, is friendship, and the paths are apart. The stars advise you not to drive on busy highways and choose dark alleys, gloomy back streets and country roads. And the horses are full, and the participants in the movement are safe. In general, this summer week is no different from the rest, and all the same corks and the same dimples await us.
Auto horoscope from July 30 to August 5
Aries
Aries, pump up the wheel, get tea as a gift - the guys from the tire shops no longer know how to call customers. Still, there are more repairmen than traffic cops. And somewhere in the distance, on unknown paths, adventures and pleasant acquaintances await you. Take your time and stop next to the voting guys. Maybe you're lucky and the passengers will tell you a fable, sing a lullaby or make fun of them with jokes. And do not pay attention to the powerful traffic cops - this is pretense, and they do not have any muscles. The patrol guys celebrate Schwarzenegger's birthday, so they stuffed them under the uniform of cotton wool and rags. They suffer from the heat, but they endure - spray the poor fellows with water, let them cool down.
Taurus
Taurus, if you get bored these days, go for a walk along the rural trails. There, cows walk, and hedgehogs roam, and even piglets sometimes come across - what is most interesting, no one steals the animal, and the people wait patiently and do not swear. And why grumble at them - they follow the rules, they don't go to the red light, they don't jump into the trunk. When you meet enthusiastic pedestrians who are dragging cans, flasks and heavy bags somewhere, slow down, maybe they will drive you something. The guys gathered together at the "Field of Miracles" and dragged gifts, because the host has a birthday. Join, suddenly you win a prize - Yakubovich is generous (but take money, you don't need a second car).
Twins
Twins, bumps, bumps, along smooth paths - remember how in childhood they rocked on their knees? Nothing has changed, only with smooth tracks the tension - well, we do not have them, and is not expected. All in all, jump into the car and hold on tight to the wheel - the week will be fun but challenging. If at the end of July everything is more or less calm, then the August days will be remembered for their adventures. Serious and formidable men with sacks roam everywhere. The stars looked into the container - yes, there is a lot of money. It is a pity that nothing will break off for us - these are collectors celebrating their professional holiday. Where are they carrying millions and why on foot? Well, right, who will give them a car, the guys were outlined.
Crayfish
Cancers, oh, how quiet and dark - don't worry, you are not in the trunk or in a scary forest. It's just that the stars remembered the program "Visiting a Fairy Tale", and in the end everything will be great and good. It is a pity that our roads cannot be called fabulous, but many drivers do not pay attention to this, celebrate the birthday of Valentina Leontyeva (Aunt Vali) and happily plunge into childhood. But the traffic cops did not come up from there - they would start waving their wands, portraying musketeers, then they would arrange competitions on their caps, who would throw higher. The characters on the tracks these summer days do not change - the reckless drivers of the Barmaley, the brakes of Koshchei and, of course, the charming Grandma Yozhki (yes, you just drove by, these girls are always at their post).
A lion
Lions, someone before a long journey whips liters of valerian, someone has no happiness without coffee, but you are great - you drank some water, started the machine and set off without a word. But do not forget to refresh yourself, stock up on cookies or buns and read the forecast from the stars - road forecasters have created a lot of interesting things. And most importantly, be careful this August Friday - there are sellers of watermelons at every kilometer. Striped goodies are handed out for free (or almost free) - in the USA they celebrate the day of watermelon, well, we are not lagging behind either. So that's why the traffic cops have become so big-bellied and endlessly run into the bushes (if only they did not slip on the crusts).
Virgo
Virgo, what kind of cars can safely move on our roads? Maybe Peugeot or Mercedes, or maybe Toyota or Volkswagen. But what difference does it make, because you are sitting in your favorite car and do not worry about anything - an iron horse dashingly overcomes obstacles, calmly jumps over speed bumps and does not even blink a janitor when a reckless two-legged or strict patrolman appears on the way. That's what good upbringing means, and it's not for nothing that you chat with your four-wheeled girlfriend in the garage evenings. And do not be surprised that on these summer days on all frequencies Mayak's callsigns are the radio company's birthday, and in early August it will turn 54 years old (and will soon retire, if you're lucky).
Scales
Scales, down with boring covers and dull rugs - the machine also wants to enjoy the summer and the sun. Seat covers are green, and foot mats, for example, are yellow. But do not dress up in a bright suit yourself, otherwise you will scare the traffic cops with different colors - they will even think that they have problems with vision, they will run away from their post and rush to the hospital. And they have enough worries these days, especially in early August - yes, yes, the very day of the Airborne Forces is approaching. Strong guys in T-shirts and dashingly wrung berets are found among pedestrians and drivers - let us breathe freely, because the patrolmen are afraid to slow down those who are celebrating. Give a lift to cute and funny guys to the house - maybe they will invite you to the table.
Scorpion
Scorpions, no places - the phrase is relevant not only in the parking lot. On these summer days, the roads are not crowded, and queues accumulate on the highways, and on the sidewalks, and even on the zebras - there, pedestrians get serial numbers to cross to the other side. In general, stay in traffic and admire the scenery. If it gets too hot, stuffy and noisy, get out of the jam and drive to the garage. Meet your chauffeur friends, and finally have a beer - become temporarily horseless, the cars will not be offended. At the same time, celebrate the International Day of Beer - oh, yummy, but road stars can only dream about it (well, they don't sell a drink made from malt and hops on the Milky Way).
Sagittarius
Sagittarius, three-eyed, one-legged, stands sparkling, hints at something to drivers and pedestrians - who is this? Well, of course, this is a traffic light - well done guys, you guessed the riddle, you can go on. At the end of the week, the International Day of Traffic Lights, so that is why all drivers and traffic cops rush to karaoke and dream of performing Leontyev's song (well, remember, everyone is still running and running there, and he shines for them). The stars also celebrate the holiday and turn on green lights for us - the paths will be kind and happy. And if some unpleasant and harmful two-legged decides to ruin your mood, treat him to a dried bun that was lying around in the glove compartment - at the same time, check your accuracy.
Capricorn
Capricorns, the horse can be angry, if the roads are broken - and then the angels will get angry, what can we say about the typewriter. The washer-psychotherapist is at your service - the wheelbarrow will immediately melt from the cool water with shampoo and from kind and affectionate words. In the meantime, take a walk and look around - something interesting is always happening next to the car washes.You won't get bored this summer week. Local gopniks dressed up in tuxedos, and pie vendors put on leopard dresses and transparent turtlenecks - people celebrate Yves Saint Laurent's birthday. The French fashion designer knew his business - just ask your iron horse, she is a famous fashionista and beauty.
Aquarius
Aquarians, traffic cops dream of generous drivers, while drivers, on the contrary, sleep and see when the patrol guys become disinterested. And the iron horse on these summer days has completely different desires - to get to the stall as soon as possible and get rid of talkative passengers. But first, complete the stellar task and pay attention to the old women - summer residents are found everywhere, it seems that they have divided the territory (maybe they also have a mafia). This time the grandmothers sell berries and celebrate the national holiday Maria Yagodnitsa. Stock up on blueberries and currants, you can buy compotes with jam - there is a lot of space in the garage, and the machine does not mind such a tasty neighborhood.
Fish
Fish, a tractor in front, a cart behind, an ancient Zaporozhets on the side. What is this, a review of vehicles or did you accidentally fall into the past? Or maybe people are figuring out what to ride cheaper - yes, the most profitable means of transport are legs. Walk yourself for free - no fines, no traffic jams, no petrol worries. But the stars know that you will not be able to part with your iron girlfriend, and the car will wither without you. By the way, if at the end of July you hear that public transport is free, do not rush to rejoice. 27 years ago, this was the case in Moscow - the MMM cooperative paid all the expenses (this is such a PR campaign). Well, you yourself remember how it ended, and the horse still sneezes and shudders.
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